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Actually understands you in real time, no awkward pauses, no blank stares
It doesn’t just keep up — it dominates. Complex addresses? Weird phone numbers? Random acronyms no one should be saying out loud? All handled without flinching. You talk, it listens, and responds like it actually paid attention.
Poop Mode (aka Smelly Chaos)
Blow things up without consequences. Simulate everything, send nothing.
Webhooks That Actually Work
We ping your server the second something happens — delivery, open, click, bounce, interpretive dance.
Blink-and-yo'll-miss-it speed
Flabbergasted responds faster than you can regret your last input.
Doesn't butcher your address
From “4B Elm St.” to international phone numbers, it nails the details like it's been stalking your mailbox.
Clones your voice so well it’s borderline unsettling
We’re talking high-fidelity, freakishly accurate voice cloning that sounds like you — or whoever you want — down to the weird little inflections.
Normal
The original voice — clean, clear, and disturbingly accurate.
Chipmunk
A helium-fueled voice that sounds like it just inhaled a balloon.
Deep
Sounds like it belongs in a movie trailer. Gritty, bold, and over it.
Talk goes in. Magic comes out
Powered by a brainy, low-latency model stack we built so you don’t have to Google what “state space” means
Fully Private (like, actually)
Your data stays locked down — nothing leaks, nothing leaves. Not even for “just a little training.
Brainwaves in a Box
Real-time, on-device intelligence without the PhD. We did the hard math so your app doesn’t have to.
Memory? Minimal.
Big brains, tiny footprints. Runs like a champ even on devices with commitment issues.
One Model. Many Minions.
Spin up a whole army of apps using a single model. No sweat, no slowdown.
Zero Lag. Zero Excuses.
Streams in real time. Blinks slower than it responds.
Goldfish? Not Here.
Remembers the long stuff — perfect for apps that think past their next sentence.
Battery-Friendly Brilliance.
Smarter doesn't have to mean hungrier. Runs lean, even on the go.
Memory That Sticks.
Remembers what happened last time — across sessions, devices, and your existential crises.
Pricing for whatever stage you’re pretending to be at
Free if you’re just tinkering. Paid when things get accidentally serious.
Play
$0 /month
For testing. Or trolling. Up to you.
This plan includes
- 500 voice runs
- 1 sample voice
- No support
Solo
$19.00 /month
For indie devs who want voices that don’t suck.
This plan includes
- 5,000 runs
- 1 custom voice
- API access
- Email support
Pro
$49.00 /month
For builders shipping voice-first things.
This plan includes
- 25,000 runs
- 5 voices
- Real-time stream
- Webhooks
- Priority chat
Studio
$99.00 /month
For teams building legit voice apps.
This plan includes
- 100,000+ runs
- Unlimited voices
- Team access
- Multi-region
- SSO & audit logs
Blackbox
Custom /month
For teams too big to fail. Or explain.
This plan includes
- Private infra
- Custom models
- Guaranteed latency
- Dedicated support
- Confidential onboarding